Update:

Keep your eyes peeled. A little xmas surprise is on the way later today. Don't get too excited, but I think you'll like it.

Don't get too excited?  Come on Georgio.  We're as pathetic as whores these days.

Among the photos is an interesting gift wrapping with a picture of the cycloid empreror and pig cops.

We'd like to acknowledge that we haven't had a news item in over a month, and that there hasn't been much (if any) DNF-related information to report on.

However, please be advised that we are still actively monitoring and maintaining the website, and that we are standing by daily for new content to arrive.  We have no intention of abandoning or closing the website.  Our forums are still active and moderated, and we're proud to be able to continue serving the Duke Nukem community and hope to do so for years to come.

That being said, let us all hope for a Christmas present from 3D Realms--after all, they used to be quite generous with holiday gifts back in the day.  Finally, we'd like to take this opportunity to thank our visitors for staying loyal to us and keeping the website traffic high up!

We've got new Grabbag covers!  Assloads of them!  Most notable of all is Piano Man's awesome--you guessed it--Piano Grabbag, which has got to be one of the most unique compositions of the song I've heard in a while

You know what to do.  Get the songs, create a mix CD, and pop it in to a session of sexual activities--what better music is there to score by?

As a treat to all the fans, we've compiled a file containing around 150 Duke Nukem 3D total conversions.  It contains most of the TCs released for the game from 1996 through 2008.

We realize that you'd probably like to be able to browse through the total conversions in a more organized fashion, which is why we're working on a concept for bringing a fully-featured Duke3D Mods section to Duke4.net:

Major Nelson of Microsoft has released weekly stats that indicate Duke Nukem 3D is the #1 ranked Xbox Live Arcade game for the week of September 22nd.  Also equally impressive is the fact that Duke3D is now one of the Top 10 Xbox 360 Live games--that's saying a lot, considering its competitors are all modern games like Halo 3 and GTA 4.  Go Duke!

Thanks to Tural from our forums, we just received high quality images of every single piece of concept artwork (plus the two screeenshots of Duke Nukem Forever) that can be unlocked in the XBLA version of Duke Nukem 3D.  You can now view the DNF shots in their original, high quality resolution.

9/28 Update: 1280x720 shots now available.

As promised--AND we have Steve to thank, for completing all his Duke3D XBLA achievements, then going into the Duke3D XBLA gallery and using his TV tuner card to get us these clear images.

*We will release higher quality images as soon as they become available.  And we predict they'll be available soon, so keep checking back.

You can now view George's Twat directly on Duke4.net, by scrolling down until you see it in the news feed menu on our website's right column.  Check his Twat often, as it often expels wonders like redeem codes for Duke3D XBLA.  Our feed to his Twat is updated automatically and very frequently--in Duke4.net you must trust!

In other news, we expect to have high quality DNF screenshots available on our website later today.  Tell your friends.  Tell your enemeis.  Hell, even tell your grandma--for even she will fall prey to the beauties of stripper ass, as seen in the earlier-released low quality versions of the shots in question.